Point

Interesting Article Goes Here, but I'm to bummed out to do anything about it so I'll get drunk in my room alone and choke on my own vomit.

-- Editor

Counter Point

The reason for this new 'no-fun' decree has nothing to do with the fact I ran over the Fire Marshall's dog daughter. I ask everyone in these hard times to buy a candle to help support the school, so we can bust you and collect 100$.

-- The Smackulty